| the dark lady doesn't know how much longer she can take of this. |
[04 Nov 2009|01:32am] |
I don't care if they're Casper the fucking friendly Ghost and all his relatives -- I don't want it anymore. It's like living in goddamn Silent Hill non-stop and I even have a tough stomach for this kind of shit but I just can't.
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| the dark lady is okay with this. |
[18 Oct 2009|03:11am] |
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Maybe it's 'cause I'm so fucking tired today, but guys, I'm not even that surprised. Have you even been paying attention to the journals this week? It's been fucking truth central, all the time. I dunno, I kind of like it. I mean you can't deal with a little bit of goddamn honesty in your life? We just get so goddamn used to lying to each other, guess we find it surprising when people cut out all the BS.
That said, I hope you guys get a cure, blah blah, whatever the fuck happened to you it's pretty weird.
[LANCE]
Especially you. I hope you're not too embarrassed.
[ERIK]
Erik, babe, where you at?
[ARDEN]
I'll say this, though -- I know you're a friend of my sisters, and I hope those fuckers didn't ruin your bday party. Didn't see you at the end, but happy birthday anyway.
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| the dark lady -- recuperates. |
[31 Aug 2009|03:11pm] |
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Okay, fess up. Who the hell used the faulty flamethrower?
This thing is even more broken than it was before, so I think I'll need some science whiz to help me patch it up. If anyone's up for the task, lemme know. Otherwise I'm taking it to Gizmo Joe's on the mainland. If Gizmo Joe's is even still open, jesus fucking christ. I'm going into the city in a little less than an hour with my sister -- not looking forward to seeing all the damage.
I hope your families are all okay.
Gonna pay the invalids another visit when I get back tonight.
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| the dark lady is all business. |
[28 Aug 2009|09:33pm] |
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For all the kids in gothics atm, there's a ton of equipment in #G118:
- multiple stakes (wooden)
- one gun, hardly used
- several blades (shortswords to rapiers to epees)
- four or five holy grenades, should give a nice molotov cocktail effect for these fuckers
- FAULTY flamethrower PLEASE do not fucking use!!!
- a crossbow, don't use it unless you know how
Just check the trick panel behind my bed and y'all should find the stuff. Don't fucking touch the trick arrows, they're clearly marked. I'm trusting you people, since this is an emergency.
I thought I was gonna be able to pick up my things, but I'm pretty fucking barricaded in with the science kids. No big. We've got a pretty great line of fighters/magicians here, soooo if anyone's close to science and needs a hand? Gtfover here.
PS Ellie you might've gotten Murray but at least I have Delacroix :D
PPS Erik sorry I couldn't get up to the roof with you :*
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| aftermath. |
[19 Aug 2009|11:01pm] |
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| the dark lady is on stakeout. |
[19 Aug 2009|11:27am] |
LOCKED TO: Erik, Amy, Joe, Leo, Kate, Svetlana, Vera, and Sophia.
"I spy with my little eye", "99 bottles of beer on the wall", "20 questions" -- why the fuck do all roadtrip games suck? I've been googling 'games to pass the time' but they're like no help whatsoever. I found online battleship and got my ass kicked by the computer, though. Other suggestions?
Aaaand fun fact: I haven't had caffeine jitters this bad since grad exams at Mary Shelley. I goddamn hope this doesn't mess with my coordination, when stuff starts happening.
LOCKED TO: ELENA VAN HELSING.
Alright. Game time. So what do you see in him?
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| the dark lady is curious. |
[06 Aug 2009|10:34pm] |
Neopolis: Your personal favorite qualities in a man. Go.
I'll expect some decent discussion by the time I'm done with dessert.
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| the dark lady wants a break. |
[19 Jul 2009|09:42pm] |
It's never always up, there's always a little bit of down.
So like, I FINALLY GOT A FUCKING A-! In Prof Murray's class. I swear, this is the first time I've gotten a grade like this in a theoretical class since uhhh, maybe like the year before Mary Shelley? I was totally psyched, buuuut then my latest for Epic Arcane Literature came in and it turns I bombed it. Again. My average has been inching upwards, a little, but I just don't fucking know what I'm doing wrong. I've been studying so hard -- enough that I haven't really had a social life for the past couple weeks -- and even getting tutors and everything, but. Maybe it's too har Dyadya always said there's no such thing as "too difficult" -- that's what he said when he stared down the owlbear of Zurich -- so, you know, that's what I'm trying to tell myself. I'm really really really going to gear myself up for the next assignment.
Either way, I have a tiny bit of a breather now, though, and I'm totally looking forward to the auction! There are a lot of really good people up for bid. Including me. So, you know. Bid for me. Please?
Ohh and my sister and I aren't having a party on the same night of the auction (like last time, LOL), but we are having a movie night on the same weekend! Gothic rec room represent. Sooo fuck Harry Potter, feel free to stop by on Saturday for the gory glories of From Dusk 'til Dawn + Evil Dead.
[ELLIE]
Soooo you know how people can arrange for someone to be their backup bidder? I really need one of those. I'm so worried, Ellie, it'll be the goddamn death of me if no one buys me.
And jeez, that sounded really creepy. "Things Kate van Helsing never thought she'd say" for 100, Trebek.
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| the dark lady thinks weaponry. |
[21 Jun 2009|06:20pm] |
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Van Helsing birthday party on Friday, gothics dorms, be there.
Leo Walker's party on Saturday -- be there too.
In the meantime, I'm reading posts like 11 Most Unconventional Weapons in Movie History -- this can kinda sorta be called hw for my film class, right? Anyway, I agree with some of the comments; the tea cup from The Chronicles of Riddick and the carrot in Shoot 'Em Up should TOTALLY be there, but I get that it's probably an outdated list. They get sooooo many props for mentioning Bruce Campbell, though. And "your friend's limbs" in Shaun of the Dead is pretty classic. I hope that never happens to me, omg.
And more along the lines of the real world: Dyadya once used a wooden spoon to kill a revenant, and I once took down a manrantula with a coat hanger. Improvisation is so where it's at!! Ellie's used the stiletto heel schtick too, but I think she's shy about admitting it.
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| the dark lady postpones. |
[19 Jun 2009|01:12am] |
[LOCKED TO STUDENTS]
Soooooo since our parents are taking us out for dinner on Saturday, and since of course we fucking want our birthday party to be on a weekend night, Ellie and I have decided to postpone our shindig to next weekend! After great fucking tribulation After Nardo screwed up our guest list It'll be in the dorms -- no biggie, not as ~fancy schmancy~ as Billy-boy's, but still a reason to stay careful of Janitor. We're also setting up a few grills outside, because we Van Helsings cook our meat, okay.
Plus, I don't want to vy for attention with Theresa Fucking Aguilar, of all things to mess with our birthday.
Plus, Mary, I'm sooo not letting you show up in your usual digs! You looked gorge, as always, but I don't think I've seen you NOT in lace-up bodices. And believe me, corsets are nottttt meant to be a 24/7 thing. There's... I don't know, health hazards and shit. I mean, I'm already kinda looking forward to the weekend's sweatpants.
Ffuuuu, I can look forward to my sweats if I want.
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| the dark lady is finally pleased again. |
[28 May 2009|10:13pm] |
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WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU ALL MORE LIKE ANCIENT WARRIORS OF YORE
SHAPE THE FUCK UP, NEOPOLIS
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| the dark lady is recovering. |
[24 May 2009|06:33pm] |
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So between getting thrown through time and fucking up my leg, the special hunting trip with dyadya is off, but Ellie and I are totally going together at some other point!! And I had a ton of fun at the 4A bash, even with my cast.
My leg's actually healing up nicely too, I've graduated to a walking stick for a liiiiittttle while longer, but I will totally be off it in time for semester start. And with no permanent tendon damage, either! You're the fucking bomb, Neopolitan General Hospital.
Marcus, wanna hang out sometime, since I couldn't see much of you at the party? :) Actually, the same goes for you, Heather --- where are you staying right now, are you home or what?
And this makes me the biggest fucking loser ever, but I can't wait for the courselist to go up. I thought I would seriously die if I had to take another class with Bell, but you know what: it turns out the guy's pretty cool once he's saved your life a couple times. Ditto Crowley.
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| the dark lady is having an awful week. |
[29 Apr 2009|08:37pm] |
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I have three more exams and an essay to go and I don't know if I'm going to SURVIVE I can't believe I didn't finish my H&H ex
It feels like I'm spending all of my day studying, I know everyone's complaining right now but my grades really haven't been the best -- like, ever, seriously they have never been good -- so I'm feeling especially panicky like fuck because this is my last year!!!! in school and. Oh my god.
anyway. I got a message from my uncle, apparently we're going on a super special surprise trip this break
Ellie, do you
I can't wait for break!
BTW, if I ever find out who recorded that youtube video of me and ellie, I'm going to fucking castrate you. what the hell kind of immediate response is that? You pull out your CELL PHONE and RECORD? Assholes.
BTW again, guess what just came out (kinda NSFW)? One Eyed Monster. If anyone's brave enough to watch that with me when exams end, you are totally my new fave person.
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| the dark lady--- decides! |
[01 Apr 2009|11:41am] |
I've had enough with guys and their stupid machismo and just, okay, I'm TOTALLY DONE! I'm switching teams. I'm batting for the other side now. Girls, watch out!
Do I need to buy some kind of rainbow badge now? Does anyone know what to do?
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| the dark lady is distressed. |
[06 Mar 2009|06:30pm] |
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[After finally reading Gossipnet's section about Yoshimi--]
WATCHING US WHILE WE SLEEP?!?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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